• Begin to explore
  • The Dome Garden
  • Dome sweet Domes
  • Life on the edge
  • Food
  • Local area
  • Concept
  • Pricing
  • Contact
The Dome Garden
info@domegarden.co.uk 07974 685818
Your holiday on the edge

Daily grindFireEvening fallsLights outThe Handee ShopeeeDogsYou Know What I Like About Your Kids??

The daily grind
So what do we do?

A little or a lot is the answer.

In and out of the Garden there’s a ton to see and a lot to do. But if that’s what you do all week then a little bit of nothing never hurt anyone either. The choice is yours – except when it comes to two things;
fire and gadgets

Fire

Fire is a big deal here. You need it to warm your dome, cook your food and heat your water. There are backups if you need them but the basic idea is that while you are here you get to grips with one of mother natures most potent elements. We’ll show you how if you failed your stick rubbing badge in the brownies.

give me back my toys

Sadly, rubbish phone reception and the recent digital switchover has put paid to mass communication throughout much of the Forest of Dean. On top of that the granite walls of the main buildings has done for the wifi. Lastly, strange planning regulations means no amplified music either. So what’s to do?

Well, don’t panic! Because, given your surroundings, they are, like the dog that speaks Norwegian, completely unnecessary.

Just give it time and you’ll find the magic of the Dome Garden washes over you (wooh ooh ooh) and you might find you quite like it. Ok you may say “That’s fine during the day but – gasp – what in the name of Eastenders and Chardonnay can we do at night ?” Well, don’t panic!

1. If you learn nothing else while you are here you will be able to light a fire when you leave!
Evening falls

a time to commune, to read

As the last light flickers in the sky at last you’ll have time to read ‘Sacred Geometry for Dummies’ or Katie Price’s latest biographical novel.

Maybe resurrect that old art of conversation so cruelly eradicated by the gramophone. You could play games, catch up on a bit of Mahler or simply indulge in a little philosophical reflection.

You could even knock on a neighboring dome and reacquaint yourselves with that nice couple you met whilst parked on the M4 when you ignored our advice about not travelling in rush hour!

Night Owls

for those with modern nighttime issues, there is the celestial form of the The Edge Bar. Yes, our very own little residents-only saloon so you don’t have to stagger across any main roads in search of a little nightcap.

Better still, twice a week we stoke up the pizza oven to give you a break from the cooking.

Let your baked beans stick to the pan, hang up your Ray Mears face mask, and sit down with your fellow Domateers to share disastrous tales of al fresco cooking over a glass/vat of wine. Maybe even a song or two (!@£@*??)

2. For which also read M5, A40 the A417 and assorted trunk roads (whatever they are) oh and the b4228 of course
3. Sounds a bit grand for a bit of a counter in the corner of the kitchen. It’s not like there’s a vodka ice luge or anything. Well not yet anyway
4. Actually we do like a bit of a sing song so there’s a free glass of wine for everyone who brings an instrument (and plays). Offer limited to one glass per applicant.
Lights out

We turn the lights out at 12.30 to give the real locals – the abundant wildlife – a chance to kip. So if you are a nocturnal wanderer, a torch would be handee. If you forgot to bring one no worries, the Handee Shoppee can supply.

Good morning

After a night of pizzas and vats of Domus – our wonderful house plonk - the oven should still be hot enough to bake your own bread. Again we can supply dough if you (k)nead it.

So (once your head eases and your voice returns) you can make bread like the ancients did. It’s not always perfect but it tastes great with lots of butter! Pretty good hangover cure too!
Apparently!

Not that anyone would need that...

Handee shopee

The ancient English were rubbish at spelling but they did love a bit of flogging. So our little ‘Shoppee’ overflows with Things We Love – little gems ranging from the exotically practical (Gransfors hand forged axes, really clever little firelighters, and brilliant egg cups, banger forks etc ) - to desperately dull essentials – bangers, batteries, bread, beans, bacon, books, blah di blah …

5. Actually to confuse you even further there was film called “Amelie” where the main character - spookily also called “Amelie” - went through a list of “Things I Love”. Immersing her hand in a sack of grain, skimming stones across a canal, cracking the crust of a crème brulee with a teaspoon… and that one phrase has spawned 1000 copies. Well, 1001 'cos we’ve joined in now too
Woof!

Well we ummmed and aaahed about this one. Not least because if we said 'No Dogs' then our pals with a pair of Newfoundlands wouldn't come and see us! So, at first, we thought we’d allow responsible dogs.

But... then we realized that 20 chickens and 40 quail would make a great breakfast for even the most vegetarian of pooches.

So, sadly, it's No dogs at The Dome Garden.

Dogs
Love kids hate kids

So, yes, there are two types of human - both listed above - and the sad fact is that one half just don’t like kids; can’t bear the sight of them and most of all don’t want to hear the little blighters when they are ‘nestled’ in the heart of the aforementioned ‘haven of peace and tranquility’

It would take a lot of time and tons of patience, not to mention a flock of the most exceptionally well behaved children, to change their minds.

So in the absence of all three of the above we decided not to try. Segregation will be the solution!!

Sounds harsh, but life’s like that !

Hence the “Haven Weeks”.
Mercifully child-free periods when our little twolegged friends will be banished to the farthest reaches never to darken our doors – until the next week!

So no pitter, patter of thumping great size 3s to disturb the peace and quite of a perfect afternoon and the gentle harmony of a gaggle of forty adults snoring over a good book!

We think it’s for the best!

Goes without saying that these weeks wont occur in the school holidays when the Dome Garden will return to normal - a screeching childfest more desperate than any child catchers worst nightmare!

There have, in return, been suggestions of adult free weeks – gosh – now there’s a thought!

6. We wont do the “I thought we weren’t going to mention the flock of school kids” gag

A Simply Yurts Production. Design by limongrafica

How To Find Us